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-date = 2021-01-01
-title = "SEUM: Spreedrunners from Hell"
-description = ""
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-# Game Description
-
-[SEUM: Speedrunners from
-Hell](https://store.steampowered.com/app/457210/SEUM_Speedrunners_from_Hell/) is
-an incredibly fast-paced mashup of a puzzle game and a free-running game.
-Created by [Pine Studio](https://pinestudio.co) in early 2016 and first released
-as a [demo on
-GameJolt](https://gamejolt.com/games/seum-speedrunners-from-hell-demo/154868),
-this game was successfully green-lit on Steam and has amassed a cult following
-on multiple consoles.
-
-Here's the game description straight from the developers:
-
-> Like a bastard child of Quake 3 and Super Meat Boy, SEUM: Speedrunners from
-> Hell is truly hardcore and focuses on speed and fast reaction.
-
-# Story
-
-SEUM does a great job setting the stage when you open the game for the first
-time, playing an animated video in the form of comic book images. You see Marty,
-the protagonist, sitting around drinking his beer as Satan busts down the door,
-cuts his hand off, and steals all his beer and bacon. As Satan is leaving, Marty
-whips a vinyl record across the room and cuts off one of Satan's hands. This
-hand is what allows you to use all the powers in the game.
-
-# Gameplay
-
-To accomplish each level, you will need to get to the final blue portal under a
-certain time limit. You can beat a level by getting to the portal before the
-time meter runs out or "Dominate" a level by beating it within a shorter time
-limit (noted by a bright red/orange color in the time meter).
-
-The portal is usually set behind locked gates, protected by dangerous defenses,
-or in hard-to-reach places. To reach the portal, you'll need to go through any
-existing orange portals, light all yellow beacons, avoid things like fireballs
-and blades, or use any satanic power orbs lying around. These special abilities
-include:
-
--   Gravity
--   Teleport
--   Rewind
--   Spawn platform
--   Roar (DLC)
--   Rocket (DLC)
--   Shadow world (DLC)
-
-For the main storyline, there are nine floors to beat. Each floor contains nine
-regular levels, one boss level, and one bonus level; although you don't
-technically need to beat all levels to advance to the next floor.
-# In-Game Screenshots
-
-The main menu gives you plenty of options for tuning your system, playing main
-levels, playing the DLC, or exploring the other game modes.
-
-Once you enter a level, you can look around and strategize before starting.
-Clicking any button will start the menu, and you'll have to restart if you die.
-One of the great things about SEUM is that it has great keyboard shortcuts. You
-can quickly smash `R` to restart the level or `M` to return to the level menu.
-
-Once you're able to win a level, you'll see the high scores and can watch
-replays of the best scores.
-
-Each regular level also contains a beer in a disguised location that may take
-some out-of-the-box thinking.