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-date = 2021-01-01
-title = "SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell"
-description = "A video game review for SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell."
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-
-## Game Description {#game-description id="809DA4E6-4E0D-4179-B8FF-6C9E767EC74D"}
-
-[SEUM: Speedrunners from
-Hell](https://store.steampowered.com/app/457210/SEUM_Speedrunners_from_Hell/)
-is an incredibly fast-paced mashup of a puzzle game and a free-running
-game. Created by [Pine Studio](https://pinestudio.co) in early 2016 and
-first released as a [demo on
-GameJolt](https://gamejolt.com/games/seum-speedrunners-from-hell-demo/154868),
-this game was successfully green-lit on Steam and has amassed a cult
-following on multiple consoles.
-
-Here's the game description straight from the developers:
-
-> Like a bastard child of Quake 3 and Super Meat Boy, SEUM: Speedrunners
-> from Hell is truly hardcore and focuses on speed and fast reaction.
-
-## Story {#story id="BF401145-763D-4399-922B-7D73322B5B40"}
-
-SEUM does a great job setting the stage when you open the game for the
-first time, playing an animated video in the form of comic book images.
-You see Marty, the protagonist, sitting around drinking his beer as
-Satan busts down the door, cuts his hand off, and steals all his beer
-and bacon. As Satan is leaving, Marty whips a vinyl record across the
-room and cuts off one of Satan's hands. This hand is what allows you to
-use all the powers in the game.
-
-Check out the screenshot below for one of the first panels of the
-storyline:
-
-![SEUM Story](https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_story.png)
-
-## Gameplay {#gameplay id="A55CB1AF-E818-4CA7-BF69-E8141369C269"}
-
-To accomplish each level, you will need to get to the final blue portal
-under a certain time limit. You can beat a level by getting to the
-portal before the time meter runs out or "Dominate" a level by beating
-it within a shorter time limit (noted by a bright red/orange color in
-the time meter).
-
-The portal is usually set behind locked gates, protected by dangerous
-defenses, or in hard-to-reach places. To reach the portal, you'll need
-to go through any existing orange portals, light all yellow beacons,
-avoid things like fireballs and blades, or use any satanic power orbs
-lying around. These special abilities include:
-
-- Gravity
-- Teleport
-- Rewind
-- Spawn platform
-- Roar (DLC)
-- Rocket (DLC)
-- Shadow world (DLC)
-
-For the main storyline, there are nine floors to beat. Each floor
-contains nine regular levels, one boss level, and one bonus level;
-although you don't technically need to beat all levels to advance to
-the next floor.
-
-![SEUM Floor
-Menu](https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_floor.png)
-
-## In-Game Screenshots {#in-game-screenshots id="C779F008-4C8A-4BA4-AA31-60A1BF5A3EE3"}
-
-The main menu gives you plenty of options for tuning your system,
-playing main levels, playing the DLC, or exploring the other game modes.
-
-![SEUM Main
-Menu](https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_menu.png)
-
-Once you enter a level, you can look around and strategize before
-starting. Clicking any button will start the menu, and you'll have to
-restart if you die. One of the great things about SEUM is that it has
-great keyboard shortcuts. You can quickly smash `R` to
-restart the level or `M` to return to the level menu.
-
-![SEUM Level](https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_level.png)
-
-Once you're able to win a level, you'll see the high scores and can
-watch replays of the best scores.
-
-![SEUM Win](https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_win.png)
-
-Each regular level contains a beer in a disguised location that may take
-some out-of-the-box thinking.
-
-![SEUM Beer](https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_beer.png)