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-#+title: SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell
-#+date: 2021-01-01
-#+description: A video game review for SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell.
-#+filetags: :gaming:
-
-* Game Description
-[[https://store.steampowered.com/app/457210/SEUM_Speedrunners_from_Hell/][SEUM:
-Speedrunners from Hell]] is an incredibly fast-paced mashup of a puzzle
-game and a free-running game. Created by [[https://pinestudio.co][Pine
-Studio]] in early 2016 and first released as a
-[[https://gamejolt.com/games/seum-speedrunners-from-hell-demo/154868][demo
-on GameJolt]], this game was successfully green-lit on Steam and has
-amassed a cult following on multiple consoles.
-
-Here's the game description straight from the developers:
-
-#+begin_quote
-Like a bastard child of Quake 3 and Super Meat Boy, SEUM: Speedrunners
-from Hell is truly hardcore and focuses on speed and fast reaction.
-#+end_quote
-
-* Story
-SEUM does a great job setting the stage when you open the game for the
-first time, playing an animated video in the form of comic book images.
-You see Marty, the protagonist, sitting around drinking his beer as
-Satan busts down the door, cuts his hand off, and steals all his beer
-and bacon. As Satan is leaving, Marty whips a vinyl record across the
-room and cuts off one of Satan's hands. This hand is what allows you to
-use all the powers in the game.
-
-Check out the screenshot below for one of the first panels of the
-storyline:
-
-#+caption: SEUM Story
-[[https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_story.png]]
-
-* Gameplay
-To accomplish each level, you will need to get to the final blue portal
-under a certain time limit. You can beat a level by getting to the
-portal before the time meter runs out or "Dominate" a level by beating
-it within a shorter time limit (noted by a bright red/orange color in
-the time meter).
-
-The portal is usually set behind locked gates, protected by dangerous
-defenses, or in hard-to-reach places. To reach the portal, you'll need
-to go through any existing orange portals, light all yellow beacons,
-avoid things like fireballs and blades, or use any satanic power orbs
-lying around. These special abilities include:
-
-- Gravity
-- Teleport
-- Rewind
-- Spawn platform
-- Roar (DLC)
-- Rocket (DLC)
-- Shadow world (DLC)
-
-For the main storyline, there are nine floors to beat. Each floor
-contains nine regular levels, one boss level, and one bonus level;
-although you don't technically need to beat all levels to advance to the
-next floor.
-
-#+caption: SEUM Floor Menu
-[[https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_floor.png]]
-
-* In-Game Screenshots
-The main menu gives you plenty of options for tuning your system,
-playing main levels, playing the DLC, or exploring the other game modes.
-
-#+caption: SEUM Main Menu
-[[https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_menu.png]]
-
-Once you enter a level, you can look around and strategize before
-starting. Clicking any button will start the menu, and you'll have to
-restart if you die. One of the great things about SEUM is that it has
-great keyboard shortcuts. You can quickly smash =R= to restart the level
-or =M= to return to the level menu.
-
-#+caption: SEUM Level
-[[https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_level.png]]
-
-Once you're able to win a level, you'll see the high scores and can
-watch replays of the best scores.
-
-#+caption: SEUM Win
-[[https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_win.png]]
-
-Each regular level contains a beer in a disguised location that may take
-some out-of-the-box thinking.
-
-#+caption: SEUM Beer
-[[https://img.cleberg.net/blog/20210101-seum/seum_beer.png]]